Thesis Dhe-Fence
Thesis writing, a fighting with thee. The Thee happens to be your advisor, Duh!!! I better have a Budwesier. As the graduate life's first phase came to an end, following the common trend: Apartment to Department, Advisor to Budweiser.(Budwesier is a brand of beer)
Collecting and correcting, corrections and collections, reams of paper, just to help the topic to taper.
The cliche is to avoid a cliche in the write up, a curt nod to the advisor's "Whats up!!".
Harry Potter's Goblet of Fire!! Huh! These are my "Chapters of Disparate Desire"
As the defense date nears, the defense-offense is what the mind fears. Have been a witness of thesis defenses where nerves were so strung that "Legolas (LOTR)" can probably use it for his bow.
Nerves or no nerves or either Plots with curves, bow or a blow, all that matters is a "WOW".
Days away from the the-fence (defense), I follow the white rabbit, meet morpheus, he places two frills in front of me the BLUE, the RED ( the blue frill can give you the thrill, the red frill can give you the bill). and then further down he says
Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what a Thesis defense is. You have to see it for yourself.
Then I decided to ponder on the Spoon Boys advice
Spoon boy: Do not try and defend the Thesis?(bend the spoon). That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Me-o: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no thesis(spoon).
Me-o: There is no thesis (spoon)?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the thesis that ends (spoon that bends), it is only yourself.
Week to go, will the weak go!!?????

8 Comments:
ultimate...i'm laughing my ass off.
riot maan...
your thesis will rock... you shall see...
dont forget to tell me the weight of that darn book... in milligrams!!
ha ha! no one can beat u in this game of yours..
and i wish the same repeats with ur The-Fence too..
kasak! maaki!!
Thesis defence ahoy...someone once gave me advice on dissertations...i'm sure it applies to thesis' too
1)Only good thesis is a completed thesis
2)Only three ppl need to like your thesis and you are not one fo them!
And heres more from jorge cham
(If haven't already read this i.e.)
http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=138
Btw crack up your commitee members with some anecdotes from the blog and you just might make it!
If your the-sheesh(!) reads anything like your blog, well, God help the offensive!
I myself hope to be there some day...I hope you nailed it!!!
Yes, its done and it went really well, if not spectacular. Thank you all for the wishes
simply awesome.....
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