Thursday, November 10, 2005

Thesis Dhe-Fence

Thesis writing, a fighting with thee. The Thee happens to be your advisor, Duh!!! I better have a Budwesier. As the graduate life's first phase came to an end, following the common trend: Apartment to Department, Advisor to Budweiser.(Budwesier is a brand of beer)

Collecting and correcting, corrections and collections, reams of paper, just to help the topic to taper.

The cliche is to avoid a cliche in the write up, a curt nod to the advisor's "Whats up!!".

Harry Potter's Goblet of Fire!! Huh! These are my "Chapters of Disparate Desire"

As the defense date nears, the defense-offense is what the mind fears. Have been a witness of thesis defenses where nerves were so strung that "Legolas (LOTR)" can probably use it for his bow.

Nerves or no nerves or either Plots with curves, bow or a blow, all that matters is a "WOW".

Days away from the the-fence (defense), I follow the white rabbit, meet morpheus, he places two frills in front of me the BLUE, the RED ( the blue frill can give you the thrill, the red frill can give you the bill). and then further down he says

Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what a Thesis defense is. You have to see it for yourself.

Then I decided to ponder on the Spoon Boys advice

Spoon boy: Do not try and defend the Thesis?(bend the spoon). That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Me-o: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no thesis(spoon).
Me-o: There is no thesis (spoon)?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the thesis that ends (spoon that bends), it is only yourself.

Week to go, will the weak go!!?????

8 Comments:

Blogger Random Walker said...

ultimate...i'm laughing my ass off.

1:49 AM  
Blogger yadbhavishya said...

riot maan...

your thesis will rock... you shall see...

dont forget to tell me the weight of that darn book... in milligrams!!

11:32 AM  
Blogger Aakarsh said...

ha ha! no one can beat u in this game of yours..
and i wish the same repeats with ur The-Fence too..

1:22 PM  
Blogger Gandaragolaka said...

kasak! maaki!!

2:34 AM  
Blogger Kamal said...

Thesis defence ahoy...someone once gave me advice on dissertations...i'm sure it applies to thesis' too

1)Only good thesis is a completed thesis
2)Only three ppl need to like your thesis and you are not one fo them!

And heres more from jorge cham
(If haven't already read this i.e.)
http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=138

Btw crack up your commitee members with some anecdotes from the blog and you just might make it!

7:39 AM  
Blogger Sketchy Self said...

If your the-sheesh(!) reads anything like your blog, well, God help the offensive!
I myself hope to be there some day...I hope you nailed it!!!

9:31 AM  
Blogger Ragz said...

Yes, its done and it went really well, if not spectacular. Thank you all for the wishes

2:25 PM  
Blogger The eagle said...

simply awesome.....

7:00 PM  

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