SHARE-ON- STONE

Me: Phew, Pant Pant Huff... Puff .... Heave Ho Heave Ho

Captain America: Hey Slapdash -Slipdisc (whoever you are) !! Whats up? Whats that you are heaving up hill?

Me: Motivation, Confidence etc... in short captain its my MORALE.. Remember captain it always requires an uplift!

Captain America: Awww Crap....anyway good luck.

AFTER A WEEK.......


Me: Phew, Pant Pant Huff... Puff .... Heave Ho Heave Ho

Captain America: Whats up Err Slap - Slip, whats happened to your More-roll...oh! sorry morale..

Me : (Grunting) It Slipped, some moron made it to slip, now I gotta get it up all again. Its already the third time its rolling back.

Captain America: Hmm ! Looks like a mys(t)ery here. Wonder whos the chief of mischief? Any suspects?!!

Me: Yeah ! The Usual suspects..maybe its KEYSER SOZE

Captain America: Keyser Who? !!!!

Me: Keyser Soze. The more-all believe culprit...he is invisible, invincible....

Captain America: Beats me man, Anyway I got a question...they say a rolling stone gathers no moss, whats with your more-roll? Why do I see a lot of moss?

Me: You mean the green colour!!

Captain America: Yeah

Me: Thats envy...why do you think they say "green with envy"...Its because of this.

Captain America: What about fiction? It didnt help the matters?

Me: Fiction!!! Oh! you mean friction....Ahhh!!!! Its more freak-tion thatn friction...See when the world is freaked out. Its all freaktion.

Captain America: Too complicated man, no laws followed, have you ever wondered how Newton would have felt ?

Me: There is loss that follows. Newton!!! who cares man. All I care is about the wanton.

Captain America: You are a ...!!!!!!!!!

BIG SOUND.........DRRRRRROLL ROLL ROLL DROLL..DROOL...BRAWL.....(All parts of speech refer to sound)


Me: BUGGER !!!!! Now I know why my more-roll rolls off.....Its you... CAP-STAINED AM ERRICA !!!!, you make me talk and the stones take a walk...@#$%&*